They had a year of joy, twelve months of the strange heaven which the salmon know on beds of river shingle, under the gin-clear water. For twenty-four years they were guilty, but this first year was t...
Shame on you. Don't tell me you've been married for an hour and you've already got eyes for another woman.
(n.) The first month after marriage.
At my wedding, I was dancing so furiously that I fell hard on my kneecaps. The next morning, my knees were so swollen that I had to get a wheelchair at the airport to go on my honeymoon.
To all ladies who like offering sex to a man in the first few weeks of dating, this is what happens: Once he penetrates you, he will start seeing invisible spots on your face, which means that the hon...
The taste of moon is like honey to all honeymooners, but after some years does the moon's scar make it bitter?
I found out I was pregnant seven days after my wedding. I was on honeymoon with my family.
Why am I covered in feathers? I asked, confused. He exhaled impatiently. I bit a pillow. Or two...
[O]ur honeymoon will shine our life long: its beams will only fade over your grave or mine.