“ Wisdom of the Ages: "President's Day" One allowed the Federal Reserve and one got lead. One got a city and the other got dead. Matthew Heines
“ A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible. Matshona Dhliwayo
“ Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you. Matshona Dhliwayo
“ If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for. Matshona Dhliwayo
“ If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you. Matshona Dhliwayo
“ Women are the best thieves you will ever meet; they steal your heart and your last name, but never get to spend the night in jail. Matshona Dhliwayo
“ The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand. Matshona Dhliwayo
