“ I mean, I - it's so funny, I am, you know, I am, you know, a working woman out in the world, but I still live with my parents half the time. I've been sort of taking this very long, stuttering period… Lena Dunham
“ I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me. Elayne Boosler
“ By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out. Richard Dawkins
“ Wisdom of the Ages: "Women" Any culture that has supported the education, rights and sanctity of women has dominated those cultures who have not. As Lycurgus the Spartan lawgiver once said, "Strong wo… Matthew Heines
“ To the issues of friendship, love, business and war, "surprise" is the optimistic solution. Amit Kalantri
“ Who knew Demon Child would have such a normal name? I expected something exotic like Serena or Destiny or the Evil One That Comes in the Night to Make Us Chilly. Darynda Jones
“ I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it. Rodney Dangerfield
“ Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes. Steve Martin
“ It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time. Olivia Munn
“ It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale! Kelly Osbourne
“ The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick aro… Denis Leary
“ Hitchcock had a charm about him. He was very funny at times. He was incredibly brilliant in his field of suspense. Tippi Hedren
