Here's what I have to say about being married: someday you will look at him, hating him with every fiber of your being, wishing that he would die the most violent death possible. It will pass."--Hanna...
All adventurous women do.
That is because no one could ever hate me as much as I hate myself, okay? So any mean thing someone's gonna think of to say about me, I've already said to me, about me, probably within the last half h...
I feel like I don't watch that many shows with death.
At my age, no one is married, no one has kids, no one has a career.
I feel like there are fifty ways it's my fault. I fantasized. I took the big pill and the small pill, stuffed myself with substances to make being out in the world with people my own age a little easi...
I mean, I - it's so funny, I am, you know, I am, you know, a working woman out in the world, but I still live with my parents half the time. I've been sort of taking this very long, stuttering period...
I think romantic comedy, when done right, is my favorite genre. It's just a genre that's very human.
I've never seen Star Wars or The Godfather, so that would be a good excuse for us to spend a bunch of time together.
My weight fluctuates depending on my mood and my current devotion to my fitness routine.
I feel like a lot of the female relationships I see on TV or in movies are in some way free of the kind of jealousy and anxiety and posturing that has been such a huge part of my female friendships, w...
My mom knows pretty well how I see her.
I never thought of myself as like, a funny person.
I always reminded myself that this wasn't exactly where I was meant to be, but pit stops are okay on the road of life, aren't they?
Positive, healthy, loving relationships in your twenties... I don't know if anyone would disagree with it: I think they're the exception, not the norm. People are either playing house really aggressiv...
I feel like you don't know if someone's equipped for a romantic relationship until they're out of their twenties.
I just don't want to be around people who don't hate everything in their life right now.
I'm not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax.
You know, bad poetry I wrote in high school can still be found on the Internet, and, you know, there's a Web log of our college newspaper. You know, there's so many different stages of my creative dev...
I'm ridiculous in my oversharing my mom and sister are very open but a little more judicious than me... and my father is a decidedly private person.