“ Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child's tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It's not funny and it's not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastro… Ben Stein
“ In any given situation there will always be more dumb people than smart people. We ain't many! Ken Kesey
“ Ty grabbed my phone and threatened to tell Otter that I liked being spanked during sex.This proceeded to lead up on a long tangent where I had to have him explain to me how he knows about stuff like p… T.J. Klune
“ Bluestar's coming on patrol? Watch out for flying hedgehogs! -Erin Hunter Cloudpaw A Dangerous Path Warriors 5
“ A man who boasts he's the head of the home must never forget the woman is the knife at his throat. Matshona Dhliwayo
“ When I write, it feels like there are two little creatures that sit on each of my shoulders. One whispers, "You can do this. You've got what it takes." The other sounds like my mother-in-law. Carla H. Krueger
“ When the first book out my sister-in-law read it and we were chatting at 5 o'clock in the afternoon and she said, "Oh my God, chapter six, sex and a murder," and her five year old wandered into the ki… Sara Sheridan
“ They say the crazies come out at night. I say the crazies come out during election year: Elections have the power to turn once seemingly normal people into certified loonies. Criss Jami
“ I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be. Jeff Ross
“ Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. Mike Judge
“ I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid. Uma Thurman
“ I don't dismiss the music that I was involved with, I don't think it was a joke, I don't think it was funny or a phase, I don't think it was just something I was doing back then, to me it was who I am… Ian MacKaye
“ When I was a kid I didn't feel like I fit in because - this is really silly and I probably shouldn't say it, but, I didn't think anything was funny. So I used to go home and literally cry to my mom an… Courteney Cox
“ It's funny that there was so much disturbance about having a Catholic in the White House with Kennedy, and when we finally get a religion in the White House that's causing a lot of conflicts, and conc… Roger Ebert
