I'm about as intimidating as a butterfly.
I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time.
It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale!
I don't dismiss the music that I was involved with, I don't think it was a joke, I don't think it was funny or a phase, I don't think it was just something I was doing back then, to me it was who I am...
The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick aro...
People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'
Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny.
Kid 1: *examining my gorgeous strawberry and blueberry pies*: Wow, Mom, your pies don’t look awful this time.Me (Ilona): ...~A little later~Kid 2: *wandering into the kitchen*Kid 1: Hey, you’ve got to...
Alright, good night, he said, his words a little slurred. But before I pass out, I want you to know that you’re the hottest biscuit this side of the gravy boat.
I'm thankful enough or blessed enough to be able to say that Miles Davis was a friend when he was alive, and he was a wonderful mentor and really, really funny, you know.
I had gone to New York with no plan at all. I did a lot of jobs - barman, teacher, security guard, postman and construction worker - and I was meeting many eccentric characters, and they were saying f...
This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays
Mother, you have my father much offended.
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.