“ Both scary and down-to-earth, he [John Belushi] once told me, 'I never yell at the staff, only the department heads'. Steve Martin
“ If you've got a dollar and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've got 71 cents left; But if you've got seventeen grand and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've still got seventeen gran… Steve Martin
“ Now that I had assigned myself an act without jokes, I gave myself a rule. Never let them know I was bombing Steve Martin
“ Free love, man, Free Love! Which, by the way, was the single greatest concept a young man has ever heard. About three years late, women got wise an my frustration returned to normal levels. Steve Martin
“ People in coats and ties were milling around the Talley gallery, and on the wall were the minimally rendered still lifes by Giorgio Morandi, most of them no bigger than a tea tray. Their thin browns,… Steve Martin
“ You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies. Steve Martin
“ Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening. Steve Martin
“ Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes. Steve Martin
