When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same time, it's just wonderful.
I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
Why me? I blurted out, and then closed my eyes briefly. Okay. Don't answer that.The food arrived just then一thank God一and the conversation was deterred...for about two minutes. I'm going to answer th...
Who in the universe halts when the enemy tells them to?
Weightlessness is like heroin, or how I imagine heroin must be. You try it once, and when it's over, all you can think about is how much you want to do it again. But apparently the thrill wears off.
The Shrink always warned me that carriers stay wracked with lifelong guilt. It's not an uplifting thing having turned lovers into monsters. We feel bad that we haven't turned into monsters ourselves--...
Listen, Harr,y can I have a go on it? Can I?I don't think anyone should ride that broom just yet! said Hermoine shrilly.Harry and Ron looked at her.What d'you think Harry's going to do with it - sweep...
And now, Eric yelled into his mircophone, we're going to sing a new song-one we just wrote. This one's for my girlfriend. We've been going out for three weeks, and, damn, our love is true. We're gonna...
If you feel like you're drowning, don't forget that it is just a feeling; it will pass with love and care. If you're actually drowning, then how are you reading this?
And honestly, given the choice of facing my mother or a vampire, I think I'd always choose the latter.
How come I have too many things to do all the time...??
If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke.
There is nothing more American than buying a Japanese car on the 4th of July
Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged swordKit Snicket (a series of unfortunate events)
Life would be a great deal easier if dead things had the decency to remain dead.
It's funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like it's fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh.
If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.