“ Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. Victor Borge
“ Reading is the noblest of all the hobbies, that is why people mention it so frequently in their resume even if they don't read much. Amit Kalantri
“ I do not have a problem with people killing themselves, as long as they took at least a hundred years to think about what they are about to do. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not. Anna Held
“ Bob, would you be willing to take on Evil Bob?Bob's eyes darted nervously. I'd . . . prefer not to. I'd really, really prefer not to. You have no idea. That me was crazy. And buff. He worked out. Jim Butcher
“ Assad: 'I have written it just down here.'He Pointed to a number of Arabic symbols that could just as well have meant it was going to snow in the Lofoten Islands in the morning. Jussi Adler-Olsen
“ The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. Phyllis Diller
“ There really is no sense in pretending to be normal. Just be you because the moment you do, weirder things happen. Crazy comes back into fashion and every woman has to go out and find her some. Shannon L. Alder
“ The creative process is a love story that never ends. The ideas are like suitors competing for your attention. You may have relationships, with multiple ideas, at once. You may devote yourself complet… Jaeda DeWalt
“ Kate stood by the door with her arms crossed.That was an anti-Curran pose. What the hell was the Beast Lord doing here?I padded to the door.First, you didn’t come home. Curran’s voice held zero humor.… Ilona Andrews
“ Pride is pride not because it hates being wrong, but because it loves being wrong: To hate being wrong is to change your opinion when you are proven wrong; whereas pride, even when proven wrong, decid… Criss Jami
“ You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference. Amit Kalantri
