“ The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. Phyllis Diller
“ I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.' Andy Warhol
“ Even so have I given the womb of the earth to those that be sown in it in their times. Compton Gage
“ There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only p… Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ He shall rule, whom they look not for that dwell upon the earth, and the fowls shall take their flight away together: Compton Gage
“ The choices that women make sometimes seems provoking and at the same time amusing. I once met a lady who said she liked my amusing facial expression. Michael Bassey Johnson
