“ Because I want to have sex with him--and because that's sinful--I'm blushing and flushing furiously under his scrutinizing scrutiny. Jess C. Scott
“ Kate stood by the door with her arms crossed.That was an anti-Curran pose. What the hell was the Beast Lord doing here?I padded to the door.First, you didn’t come home. Curran’s voice held zero humor.… Ilona Andrews
“ The following Discourse [on art, by Sir Joshua Reynolds] is particularly Interesting to Blockheads as it endeavours to prove that There is No such thing as Inspiration & that any Man of a plain Unders… William Blake
“ You don't have to make fun of it.Actually I do, I said. I make fun of almost everything. Jim Butcher
“ I always wonder why condescending snarkiness is the chosen method of communication for so many forum users. It seems to me like these things would be much better expressed in non-confrontational, poli… Gavin Dunne
“ Sherrie would be there, and the last time I’d seen her at a social event she burst into tears when she saw me and ran out of the room. You’re upset, I’d yelled after her, meanly. Aimee Bender
“ If God gave Dad Alzheimer’s, He’s got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to. Joanne Fluke
“ I am very tired of this Government, which I have never seen, and which is always insisting that I must do disagreeable things, and does no good to anybody. Naomi Novik
“ How bad do you want cancer? Bad enough to eat a rainbow of it? Personally, I think the red cancer would be the worst, but anything you swallow with artificial hues in it is going to pop a tumor out of… Laurie Notaro
“ I didn't ask to see you. You sent for me. I don't mind your ritzing me or drinking your lunch out of a Scotch bottle. I don't mind your showing me your legs. They're very swell legs and it's a pleasur… Raymond Chandler
“ I prefer to make up my own quotes and attribute them to very smart people, so that I can use them to win arguments Albert Einstein
“ His blue eyes frosted. 'Are you attempting to tell me my duties, sir?''No. But I'm having a lot of fun trying to guess what they are. Raymond Chandler
“ ...It was borne in upon her audience that the outside of Jane's charming head was distinctly superior to the inside. Agatha Christie