Kate stood by the door with her arms crossed.That was an anti-Curran pose. What the hell was the Beast Lord doing here?I padded to the door.First, you didn’t come home. Curran’s voice held zero humor....
And pictures of perfection, as you know, make me sick and wicked.
Because I want to have sex with him--and because that's sinful--I'm blushing and flushing furiously under his scrutinizing scrutiny.
People who use snark attacks confuse cleverness with cruelty.
The following Discourse [on art, by Sir Joshua Reynolds] is particularly Interesting to Blockheads as it endeavours to prove that There is No such thing as Inspiration & that any Man of a plain Unders...
You don't have to make fun of it.Actually I do, I said. I make fun of almost everything.
My dominant (no pun intended) discourse seems to be needy as fuck.
I always wonder why condescending snarkiness is the chosen method of communication for so many forum users. It seems to me like these things would be much better expressed in non-confrontational, poli...
Sherrie would be there, and the last time I’d seen her at a social event she burst into tears when she saw me and ran out of the room. You’re upset, I’d yelled after her, meanly.
If God gave Dad Alzheimer’s, He’s got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to.
He's asleep in the harbor, disguised as dog shit.
The day you ever have that much control over my behavior, it will be because somebody's asking you, should she get the pine box or a plain white shroud?
I didn't ask to see you. You sent for me. I don't mind your ritzing me or drinking your lunch out of a Scotch bottle. I don't mind your showing me your legs. They're very swell legs and it's a pleasur...
I am very tired of this Government, which I have never seen, and which is always insisting that I must do disagreeable things, and does no good to anybody.
I could help you, I said. Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend.
How bad do you want cancer? Bad enough to eat a rainbow of it? Personally, I think the red cancer would be the worst, but anything you swallow with artificial hues in it is going to pop a tumor out of...
His blue eyes frosted. 'Are you attempting to tell me my duties, sir?''No. But I'm having a lot of fun trying to guess what they are.
For the snark was a boojum, you see.
...It was borne in upon her audience that the outside of Jane's charming head was distinctly superior to the inside.
I prefer to make up my own quotes and attribute them to very smart people, so that I can use them to win arguments
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