Remember, crowd doesn't care about common sense.
Assad: 'I have written it just down here.'He Pointed to a number of Arabic symbols that could just as well have meant it was going to snow in the Lofoten Islands in the morning.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
Sexually active? Sexually ? Patrick and I hadn't even learned the fine points of kissing yet!I marched on down. 'For your information,' I said from the doorway, as both Dad and Lester jerked to attent...
I just looked at the calendar and realized- my days are numbered
You see a wile, you thwart. Am I right?
Apollo stepped toward Athena. Let’s break down this idea step-by-step. How would we be able to use Perses? The last time I checked, he was in Tartarus. He is still there. Athena tipped her chin up. An...
Pride is pride not because it hates being wrong, but because it loves being wrong: To hate being wrong is to change your opinion when you are proven wrong; whereas pride, even when proven wrong, decid...
Glaring at the Gasman, ter Borcht said, Your time is coming to an end, youpathetic failure of an experiment. Vhat you say now is how you vill beremembered.Gazzy’s blue eyes flashed. Then you can remem...
All human males were as fascinated with cars as they were with breasts.
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
You will not pass! Roman thundered.Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf.
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.
When in doubt, know your way out, I always say.I thought you always said, 'When in doubt, blame the dark elves.'Well, yeah, that too.
Mr. A calls me into his office and says he's got bad news and bad news, and which do I want first. I say the bad news.
Whenever I'm running an hour late for for work, it always makes me feel better when I can leave an hour early at the end of the day to make up for it.
If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth.
The lot of the brideto be wed before beddesired until rotten.The lot of the authorto be read before bedadmired then forgotten.
It's not funny anymore...", did you heard your self, you are entering a position called, "I wanna be a victim..., please take me".
What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours.