Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Wisdom of the Ages: "Look out Below!" Air Asia's catchy new advertising slogan.
(superl.) Droll; comical; amusing; laughable.
(n.) A clinkerbuit, narrow boat for sculling.
I try very hard to be annoying! Don't insult my ability to annoy!
Must a name mean something?" Alice asked doubtfully.Of course it must," Humpty Dumpty said with a short laugh; "my name means the shape I am - and a good handsome shape it is, too. With a name like yo...
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Don't think about the writing process too much. Just do one thing: tell the motherfucking story.
I do not have a problem with people killing themselves, as long as they took at least a hundred years to think about what they are about to do.
Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him.
Reading is the noblest of all the hobbies, that is why people mention it so frequently in their resume even if they don't read much.
I'm a little bit naked, but that's okay.
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.
If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.
I'm like a circus standing on two legs.
Don't fucking quote me!
Plot twist: everything goes exactly as planned.
Wisdom of the Ages "Unsuccessful Town Slogans" Sequim (WA)- "We put the Dung in Dungeness.
I'm simpley one hell of a butler.