Plot twist: everything goes exactly as planned.
There is no human-like god. If there were, he'd be as silly as you.
People will laugh at anything, except their own moronic self.
Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.
Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.
One piece of wisdom a writer quickly learns ~ typos keep you humble.
Vers libre, (free verse) or nine-tenths of it, is not a new metre any more than sleeping in a ditch is a new school of architecture.
God of blind believers is most likely to be cock-eyed.
I have only one heart to give and one mind to lose. May I someday find a woman who will take them both.
Everything is possible in America, except the production of intelligence.
Ish #21 "Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!
Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits.
Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupid alter-ego.
There is a certain delightful sort of hope which the introvert can receive only by having company over...the hope that they will leave soon.
Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Just like me in 2003, it looks like Brian Williams ended up "Between Iraq and a Hard Place.
Real comedy is not when you laugh at an idiot, it's when the idiot laughs at you.
Ish #153 "Artificial plants grow best in artificial light.
The fact that we're all different is the one thing we all have in common.
Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.
i realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl...because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol
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