Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Just like me in 2003, it looks like Brian Williams ended up "Between Iraq and a Hard Place.
Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits.
Wisdom of the Ages: "Humility" If you don't have it, you're gonna get it.
Wisdom of the Ages: "Valentine's Day" Because she never forgets, especially if you do.
Humans, left to own misguided devices, scratches the Divine in the self as one would the lice, but remember to lick well all the vices.
Vers libre, (free verse) or nine-tenths of it, is not a new metre any more than sleeping in a ditch is a new school of architecture.
Wisdom of the Ages: "Women" Any culture that has supported the education, rights and sanctity of women has dominated those cultures who have not. As Lycurgus the Spartan lawgiver once said, "Strong wo...
MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?ME: MATH.
April Fools' is the only day to take people seriously.
Ish #153 "Artificial plants grow best in artificial light.
Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?
The fact that we're all different is the one thing we all have in common.
Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.
You're sad? I'll cheer you up. You're upset? I'd love to listen. All you have to do is come to me, you know I'll be there for you.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.
Ish #109 "If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.
Bitches act, loyal react
Life gave me lemons, then I met you and you had Vodka. Now my life is a party.
I don't know. I don't really like old movies. The acting is so, 'Hey buddy, ol' pal. Let's go wear our hats and have a big misunderstanding
i realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl...because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol
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