Wisdom of the Ages: "Humility" If you don't have it, you're gonna get it.
If a religious book makes you harbor ill thoughts about those with differing faith, then, you're reading the wrong crap of late.
They say the crazies come out at night. I say the crazies come out during election year: Elections have the power to turn once seemingly normal people into certified loonies.
Wisdom of the Ages: "Women" Any culture that has supported the education, rights and sanctity of women has dominated those cultures who have not. As Lycurgus the Spartan lawgiver once said, "Strong wo...
Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits.
Wise men don't feel companionless when they are not in the company of their egos.
Ish #153 "Artificial plants grow best in artificial light.
The fact that we're all different is the one thing we all have in common.
April Fools' is the only day to take people seriously.
Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams" This guy gets around more than Brian Wilson and the Beach Boys, but this time, I think he's gone too far. Unfortunately, I can't put a cover of my book My Year in...
Bitches act, loyal react
Humans, left to own misguided devices, scratches the Divine in the self as one would the lice, but remember to lick well all the vices.
Ish #109 "If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.
He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.
Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.
You're sad? I'll cheer you up. You're upset? I'd love to listen. All you have to do is come to me, you know I'll be there for you.
i realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl...because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol
Life before toilet paper was not worth living.
I don't know. I don't really like old movies. The acting is so, 'Hey buddy, ol' pal. Let's go wear our hats and have a big misunderstanding
MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?ME: MATH.