“ George paid for college by working for Cutco. Cutco is a company that makes and sells knives. Their salespeople go door-to-door. George Pinkman talked his way into peoples' homes with a big bag of kni… MaryJanice Davidson
“ Elizabeth Anne TaylorApril 25, 1974 - April 25, 2004Our Sweetheart, Only resting MaryJanice Davidson
“ It's nice to see you again, Laura.Thank you, Mrs. T-No, no, no. Please, my name is-Mud, I suggested. Mud Barfbag Taylor. Call her Asshat for short.~Laura, Antonia, Betsy MaryJanice Davidson
“ There wasn't a damned thing I could say without coming off like a mega-bitch. And it wasn't even nine o'clock. I wanted to put off mega-bitchery until noon at least. Or save it for George. George! The… MaryJanice Davidson
“ Fred coughed, which caused Sam and Ellie to look over at her. Hey, Ellie. Watch this.Mentally apologizing to her oldest friend, Fred seized Jonas by the shirt collar andheaved him out of his chair and… MaryJanice Davidson
“ Somehow, when I wasn't looking, somehow because it's electronic mail, none of the basic grammar rules applied. MaryJanice Davidson
“ A gold cage is still a cage.-King David IOh, go cry in a bag of money.-Queen Christina MaryJanice Davidson
“ …and who are you, anyway? I'm Tina. Thank goodness! I said so loudly she stepped back. No silly-ass overdone names for you, m'girl. It's short for Christina Caresse Chavelle. Well, you did the best yo… MaryJanice Davidson
“ All this to say Gallo wants to get into your Little Mermaid panties. And if you don't get that, you're dumber than I ever thought, which gives me such a headache to even contemplate. The massive amou… MaryJanice Davidson
“ You may stay. But Jessica, please watch what you say and do. Don't look them in the eyes for long. Speak only when spoken to. Yes, sir; yes, ma'am.Sit up. Arf, I teased.What about her? Jessica cried,… MaryJanice Davidson
“ Interesting shade #23 Lush Golden Blonde highlights. Heyyyyyy.... The woman in the awful suit was me! The woman in the cheap shoes was me! MaryJanice Davidson
“ He's all right. His hair is cute.Jonas froze, his lobster fork halfway to his mouth. Oh my God, you're in love.I'm not in love.'his hair is cute'? You never say anything nice about anyone. Coming fro… MaryJanice Davidson
“ What's amazing is that she was possessed by Satan for almost a year and nobody noticed anything unusual! MaryJanice Davidson
“ A vampire? How ith that pothible? I died in a car ackthident, for God’th thake! Aw, thon of a bith! MaryJanice Davidson
