Top Satire Quotes

Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.

I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive.

Satire Definition

(a.) A composition, generally poetical, holding up vice or folly to reprobation; a keen or severe exposure of what in public or private morals deserves rebuke; an invective poem; as, the Satires of Juvenal.

(a.) Keeness and severity of remark; caustic exposure to reprobation; trenchant wit; sarcasm.

He loved her...It was noble of him. It was beautiful.-It was stupid.

Also unfortunately, Congress is far too busy asking if baseball players are really as strong as they seem and trying to choke bankers with wads of cash to grant more funds to such trifling matters as...

Some people in orthodox churches in Africa take poverty as a path that leads to heaven, making christianity look unattractive.

Thanks to bad graphic design, some readers love only the electronic version of some books.

What kind of God is it who's upset by a cartoon in Da

Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.

Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along.

Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good care of them.

There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were turned on only by women with whom they would not mind having children.

Showing off is more ridiculous in instances where the thing that is being shown off was bought on credit.

The only real reason that some relationships and marriages have not yet been ended is because in each case one of the partners has not yet found their ideal partner or someone they love or at least li...

The real reason the number of things that are shared via social media every single minute is so astronomical is because, whenever they each do, most users do not share or say something because they be...

Some people are each holding on to a lover of theirs who no longer loves them and/or who they no longer love, only because they do not want to have a reason or another reason to be jealous of the pers...

Being a bad parent is a sign of not having learned from experience.

After a certain point, all natural bodily changes are for the worst.

We drove 22 miles into the country around Farmington. There were meadows and apple orchards. White fences trailed through the rolling fields. Soon the sign started appearing. THE MOST PHOTOGRAPHED BAR...

He has the memory of a convict, the balls of a fireman, and the eyesight of a housebreaker. When there is crime to fight, Landsman tears around Sitka like a man with his pant leg caught on a rocket. I...

Most people believe most of the things they believe only because they believe that most people believe them.