Top Satire Quotes

I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, r...

Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.

Satire Definition

(a.) A composition, generally poetical, holding up vice or folly to reprobation; a keen or severe exposure of what in public or private morals deserves rebuke; an invective poem; as, the Satires of Juvenal.

(a.) Keeness and severity of remark; caustic exposure to reprobation; trenchant wit; sarcasm.

When it comes to things such as sugar and rice, most people believe that brown is superior to white. But when it comes to human beings, they believe that the opposite is true.

Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.

More people would be depressed, if parents tried to please their children as frequently and as badly as children try to please their parents.

A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.

A poet can imagine an iceberg singing a melancholic song while the world leaders find it difficult to imagine proper solution to global warming.

The middle class were invented to give the poor hope; the poor, to make the rich feel special; the rich, to humble the middle class.

(...) ha! what is hope? a butterfly in a boxof demons, and nothing escapes the darkuntainted, a mockery of politics and greedstamped with treason and dipped inmyths and force-fed brainwashinggoing off...

Immediately after a divorce or a breakup, your mind whispers that there are plenty more fish in the sea, while your heart shouts that there is only one whoever-you-just-divorced-or-broke-up-with.

You'll have to leave my meals on a tray outside the door because I'll beworking pretty late on the secret of making myself invisible, which may take me almost until eleven o'clock.

Sex is mathematics. Individuality no longer an issue. What does intelligence signify? Define reason. Desire -- meaningless. Intellect is not a cure. Justice is dead. Fear, recrimination, innocence, sy...

Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids.

Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him.

I do not have a problem with people killing themselves, as long as they took at least a hundred years to think about what they are about to do.

Some people are still alive only because they find being dead more boring than being alive.

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it.", May 16, 1767)

Some people in orthodox churches in Africa take poverty as a path that leads to heaven, making christianity look unattractive.

Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good care of them.

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God grante