Top Ironic Quotes

If you want to know how negative you are, pay attention to how much you hate negativity in other people. Fragile, artificial positivity needs always to be surrounded by more positivity in order to sta...

We were talking about the prince,' Sansa said, her voice soft as a kiss.Arya knew which prince she meant: Joffrey, of course. The tall, handsome one. Sansa got to sit with him at the feast. Arya had t...

Ironic Definition

(a.) Ironical.

Famine sometimes increases the number of people who are overweight.

I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper.

The irony of sensory deprivation tanks is that in order to think outside the box, you must first go inside one.

What is your advice to young writers? Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.

George: Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?Martha: I am, George. I am.

Don't fucking quote me!

They thought more before nine a.m. than most people thought all month. I remember once declining cherry pie at dinner, and Rand cocked his head and said, 'Ahh! Iconoclast. Disdains the easy, symbolic...

He loved her...It was noble of him. It was beautiful.-It was stupid.

I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate...

Dream big!But not so big that it becomes a mess, and you may never reach reality.

Isn't it ironic that a nightmare can masquerade as a dream?

He stirred my soul in the most subtle way and the story between us wrote itself.

He gave me a look of great contempt; as I supposed, for venturing, even by implication, to draw a parallel between a lack of affluence that might, literally, affect my purchase of rare vintages, and a...

There is this common notion that young conservatives are the few, that most people had liberal worldviews when they were young. If this is true, then it is with great irony that a number of old libera...

Ive learnt the most about myself through the people and places i no longer visit, such an ironic exprience.The greatest lessons are from those we give the keys of our hearts to & trust all too easily;...

I don't use big words to show off because it's ostentatious.

How ironic it would be, to die at his hands while trying to save him, when he first came to me because he was trying to save me.

It takes strength to become weak!