Top Ironic Quotes

We were talking about the prince,' Sansa said, her voice soft as a kiss.Arya knew which prince she meant: Joffrey, of course. The tall, handsome one. Sansa got to sit with him at the feast. Arya had t...

George: Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?Martha: I am, George. I am.

Ironic Definition

(a.) Ironical.

The irony of sensory deprivation tanks is that in order to think outside the box, you must first go inside one.

If you want to know how negative you are, pay attention to how much you hate negativity in other people. Fragile, artificial positivity needs always to be surrounded by more positivity in order to sta...

Famine sometimes increases the number of people who are overweight.

I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate...

Don't fucking quote me!

What is your advice to young writers? Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.

They thought more before nine a.m. than most people thought all month. I remember once declining cherry pie at dinner, and Rand cocked his head and said, 'Ahh! Iconoclast. Disdains the easy, symbolic...

Dream big!But not so big that it becomes a mess, and you may never reach reality.

I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper.

He gave me a look of great contempt; as I supposed, for venturing, even by implication, to draw a parallel between a lack of affluence that might, literally, affect my purchase of rare vintages, and a...

It takes strength to become weak!

Isn't it ironic that a nightmare can masquerade as a dream?

I don't use big words to show off because it's ostentatious.

There ain't no devil, only God when he's drunk.

Further to this, Ove has the cat's resentful stares to contend with. Something in its eyes reminds him of the way Sonja used to look at him.

How ironic it would be, to die at his hands while trying to save him, when he first came to me because he was trying to save me.

I didn’t know if his art was helping. But Moses’s pictures were like that, glorious and terrible. Glorious because they brought memory to life, terrible for the same reason. Time softens memories, san...

Morale was deteriorating and it was all Yossarian's fault. The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.