“ If you jotted down all of my ill-thought out comments, you could write a book entitled, Guide to Getting Punched in the Throat for Boneheads-Mad Hatter in "Death of the Mad Hatter" (Coming Soon!) Sarah J. Pepper
“ For I do not believe God means us thus to divide life into half halves - to wear a grave face on Sunday, and to think it out-of-place to even so much as mention Him on a weekday. Do you think he cares… Lewis Carroll
“ For now. But if I ever decide you're useless, you are a dead man.To be killed by you is to be desired more than a life excluded from your service.Bravo. Her Imperial Viciousness laughed with genuine f… Frank Beddor
“ Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. Lewis Carroll
“ My power is everywhere propping up illusions, but I'm taking it back by letting go of them & just riding the stallion into wonderland. Let's see what you've got to say about the darkness in the mounta… Jay Woodman
“ I don't know what you mean by 'glory,' Alice said. Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. Of course you don't---till I tell you. I meant 'there's a nice knock-down argument for you!'But glory' doesn't m… Lewis Carroll
“ I thought about the screws and their happiness. Maybe they were glad to be free of the eggbeater, to be independent screws, to luxuriate on white trays. It did feel good to see them happy. Haruki Murakami
“ Kindness and a caring mind are two separate qualities. Kindness is manners. It is superficial custom, an acquired practice. Not so the mind. The mind is deeper, stronger, and, I believe, it is far mor… Haruki Murakami
“ When we were little, the Mock Turtle went on at last, more calmly, though still sobbing a little now and then, we went to school in the sea. The master was an old Turtle - we used to call him Tortoise… Lewis Carroll
“ If you think we're waxworks, he said, you ought to pay, you know.Waxworks weren't made to be looked at for nothing. Nohow!Contrariwise, added the one marked 'DEE', if you think we're alive, you ought… Lewis Carroll
“ Take off your hat, the King said to the Hatter.It isn't mine, said the Hatter.Stolen! the King exclaimed, turning to the jury, who instantly made a memorandum of the fact.I keep them to sell, the Hatt… Lewis Carroll
“ I'm sure I'll take you with pleasure! the Queen said. Twopence a week, and jam every other day.Alice couldn't help laughing, as she said, I don't want you to hire me - and I don't care for jam.It's ve… Lewis Carroll
“ I always thought they were fabulous monsters! said the Unicorn. Is it alive?It can talk, said Haigha, solemnly.The Unicorn looked dreamily at Alice, and said, Talk, child.Alice could not help her lips… Lewis Carroll
“ What do you call yourself? the Fawn said at last. Such a soft sweet voice it had!I wish I knew! thought poor Alice. She answered, rather sadly, Nothing, just now.Think again, it said: that won't do.Al… Lewis Carroll
“ And it certainly did seem a little provoking ('almost as if it happened on purpose,' she thought) that, though she managed to pick plenty of beautiful rushes as the boat glided by, there was always a… Lewis Carroll
“ Speak English! said the Eaglet. I don't know the meaning of half those long words, and, what's more, I don't believe you do either! And the Eaglet bend down its head to hide a smile: some of the other… Lewis Carroll
