Top Nun Quotes

The black of the ocean waves was the color of the sorrow in my breast, a sorrow that was never far away and always visible.

What happened when the Verb asked the noun to conjugate? She said "no-no!", forgot the "o" and decided to become a nun!

Nun Definition

(n.) A woman devoted to a religious life, who lives in a convent, under the three vows of poverty, chastity, and obedience.

(n.) A white variety of domestic pigeons having a veil of feathers covering the head.

(n.) The smew.

(n.) The European blue titmouse.

Sister, why do you do that?Do what?Cage the animals at night?Well... She looked up and out through the barred window before answering me.We don't want to, Jennings, but we have to. You see, the animal...

Commissioner Harris at the far end stared along the mad pathway. This was his first child and it had already become a murderer.

I know it's probably wrong to fantasize about giving a nun a karate chop in the neck, but I couldn't help it. She was making me mad.

Being a nun wasn't all it was cracked up to be and the sex was shit.

If you feel joy when you do something unselfish for him, and would just as soon do it in secret as openly, then that rings of the true metal

You do like them thin, don't you? Pyrlig said, amused. Now I like them meaty as well-fed heifers! Give me a nice dark Briton with hips like a pair of ale barrels and I'm a happy priest. Poor Hild. Thi...

You look a little lost, my dear,' a nun says behind me, and I jump. 'Were you interested in seeing the Bevington Triptych?''Oh,' I say. 'Erm... yes. Absolutely.''Up there,' she points, and I walk tent...