Meg Cabot Quotes

Nikki "Brandon's never hurt anyone. He's competely sweet and adorable."I choked a little on the sip of sparkling water I'k just swallowed. If Brandon was sweet and adorable, I was Satan's bride.

I didn't even think about suggesting he take the boots off. There'd probably be a apocalypse or something.

Jesse, this is Craig. Craig, Jesse. You two should get along. Jesse's dead,too.

Adam gave me a scandalized look. Fraternizing with the enemy! he cried. For shame, wench!

Are you a pirate?

I snatched the paper away from Dopey.Hey, he yelled. I was reading that!Let somebody who can pronounce all the big words have a try, I said.

Jesse, who had not stirred the whole time from the spot he'd been standing, confident I could handle Cheryl myself, was grinning.

You know, I said, holding my ground. I gotta tell you. The goatee thing? Yeah, way over. And you know a little jewelry really does go a long way. Just something you might want to consider. I'm actuall...

Didn't you, he asked, have meexorcised?Me? My own voice rocketed up about ten octaves. Me? Jesse, of course not. I would never do that. I mean, you know I would never do something like that. That kid...

See, even though Jesse's a ghost, and can walk through walls and disappear and reappear at will, he's still...well, there. To me, anyway. That's what makes me-and Father Dom-different from everybody e...

I said, Jesse, don't flatter yourself that I did this for you. I mean, it has been nothing but one giant pain in the neck, having you for a roommate. Do you think I like having to come home from schoo...

Which type of wedding gown best suits you?If you are lucky enough to be tall and slender, you can pretty much get away with any type or shape of gown. That is why models are tall and slender—anything...

Well, I guess slave-runners aren't really my cup of tea. That is who you married instead, right? A slave-runner. Your father must have been so proud.That wiped the grin right off her face.You leave my...

Do people in the twenty-first century still dance?My heart beat thundered in my ears, far louder than the slow music. Um, I said, barely able to swallow, my throat had gone so dry. Sometimes.

Kill her for me, she said in that whiny little-girl voice.Diego took a step toward me, wearing an expression that told me he was only too happy to oblige his lady love.Oh, what? I said. I wasn't even...

Well, hi, CeeCee, I said. Hi, Adam. Nice of you two to drop by. Ever heard of knocking?Oh, please, CeeCee said. Why? Because we might interrupt you and your precious Jesse?Jesse, upon hearing this, ra...

Oh my God, I am such a liar. And I can't even leave it at just one lie, either. Oh, no. I have to pile it on. I am sick, I tell you. Sick.

We need to talk.I’m just – Look, I said, as he took a step toward me. I’m just going to give Cee Cee a call and maybe we’ll go to the beach or something, because I really … I just need a day off.Anoth...

So I guess I shouldn't have been surprised when I was applying for campus housing and overheard Andy telling my mother that the only way I was going to be safe from all the sexual assaults he'd heard...

But there's only one other person besides me in the Monterey Bay area who could pick up on spectral sound waves-especially now that Jesse is going to school so far away-and that person happened to be...