The thinner the excuse, the fatter the reason for it.
Only mediocrity can be trusted to be always at its best. Genius must always have lapses proportionate to its triumphs.
Amy: Pond and her boys . . . my poncho boys. If we're going to die, let's die looking like a peruvian folk band.
Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something.
When in doubt, ignore and be horribly unimpressed
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
Der Papst ist der einzige Konzern-Vize, der seinen Chef nie zu sehen bekommt. Nicht einmal bei der Weihnachtsfeier.
Question everything, unless it's the answer
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Where was his knife, upon which he relied? He had cut cheese for their noonday meal, and had packed the knife away with the cheese.Aillas said: 'Sir, before we continue with this matter, may I offer y...
Whenever Elliot Norther’s wife was nervous she baked. With the murder of Harriet Mason, her husband’s close colleague at the Faculty, she had been unable to resist a couple of Victoria sponges. During...
When a person pauses in mid-sentence to choose a word, that's the best time to jump in and change the subject! It's like an interception in football! You grab the others guy's idea and run the opposit...
Well, I warn you, love, that if you cast me out I shall build me a willow cabin at your gates - and likely die of inflammation of the lungs, for November is *not the month for building willow cabins!
Sam's phone buzzed. She fished it out of her pocket, checked the screen, and cursed. I have to go.You just got here.Valkyrie business. Possible code three-eight-one: heroic death in progress.You're ma...
Rock and roll, big band, the blues. He loved them all. He would close his eyes and with a blissful smile begin to move to his own sense of rhythm. It wasn't always pretty.
Peabody pursed her lips. You're really mean today. Yes. Yes, I am. Eve took a deep gulp of hideous air, and smiled. I feel good about that.
It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever, he said. Have you thought of going into teaching?
It is not true that the English invented cricket as a way of making all other human endeavors look interesting and lively; that was merely an unintended side effect.
If you want to know the Correct term for me, I'm a Dark-Hunter.Nick digested that word slowly. Which means what? You hunt darkness?Yes, Nick. That's exactly what I do. There's just not enough of it. N...