So Beckendorf was pretty popular?" Leo asked. "I mean-before he blew up?
I'm holding a super-expandable energy-powered towel. I've made friends with space hamsters. I think we've stretched believability rather far, don't you?
A life is like a book of many chapters and topics. Which Chapter are is your life?
Do not fall in love.....it means you have to look at someone else.
I wish you all the best in life. Hell, I will even write your obituary for free.
I feel fresh.
Our family car was the antithesis of designs and desirability. It was like driving Hitler's moustache.
Minimalism is a girl's best asset, blend tones, smudge hard outlines; if all else fails; Photoshop it.
I'm not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am.
I'm talking to a journalist and I really have nothing to say anymore, this is already uncomfortable. I feel the pain coming already. The brutal pain, when one day I should read your edit of whatever I...
Network administrators all share an abiding and passionate desire for one thing: We want our users to shut up.
It's unwise to pay too much, but it's worse to pay too little. Whenyou pay too much, you lose a little money - that's all. When you paytoo little, you sometimes lose everything, because the thing youb...
An Ass put on a Lion's skin and wentAbout the foreset with much merriment,Scaring the foolish beasts by brooks and rocks,Till at last he tried to scare the Fox. But Reynard, hearing from beneath the m...
If I wanted you to understand, I would explain it better.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Whatever, crazy chick who maybe lives here and maybe also breaks into Michael's house when they're all gone. I'm out. Have a nice delusion. -Shayne
Valuable and ingenious he might be, thought Jack, fixing him with his glass, but false he was too, and perjured. He had voluntarily sworn to have no truck with vampires, and here, attached to his boso...
Unexpected Elizabeth wasn’t falling into his arms as he’d anticipated, even after he had acted heroic and been valiantly injured. Perhaps he lost her.