“ I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too. Samantha Bee
“ My apartment is the equivalent of one room in my Toronto home. Now I understand why New Yorkers are on the streets at all hours. People don't want to stay inside for fear they'll go crazy. Samantha Bee
“ Our family car was the antithesis of designs and desirability. It was like driving Hitler's moustache. Samantha Bee
