Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.
At the age of four with paper hats and wooden swords we're all Generals. Only some of us never grow out of it.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Courage is often lack of insight, whereas cowardice in many cases is based on good information.
The habit of religion is oppressive, an easy way out of thought.
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
If Botticelli were alive today he'd be working for Vogue.
Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.
The point of living and of being an optimist is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come.
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.
In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.
By increasing the size of the keyhole today's playwrights are in danger of doing away with the door.
Marriage is like a three-speed gearbox affection, friendship, love. It is not advisable to crash your gears and go right through to love straightaway. You need to ease your way through. The basis of l...
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
A diplomat these days is nothing but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.
Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy.
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me the most civilised music in the world.
Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.
Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed half the problems of bed are solved.
Men think about women. Women think about what men think about them.