Top Silly Quotes

There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.

Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.

Silly Definition

(n.) Happy; fortunate; blessed.

(n.) Harmless; innocent; inoffensive.

(n.) Weak; helpless; frail.

(n.) Rustic; plain; simple; humble.

(n.) Weak in intellect; destitute of ordinary strength of mind; foolish; witless; simple; as, a silly woman.

(n.) Proceeding from want of understanding or common judgment; characterized by weakness or folly; unwise; absurd; stupid; as, silly conduct; a silly question.

While you were busy trying to prove God stands behind you, God was before me lighting the trail, so he could lead us both.

Good writing is remembering detail. Most people want to forget. Don't forget things that were painful or embarrassing or silly. Turn them into a story that tells the truth.

Whenever you are angry, take a beautiful object in your house and smash it to pieces. The pity you feel for what you have done is silly compared to what you are doing to your mind: taking a sacred mom...

Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?

I don't like zombie movies, they're just plain silly.

I'm a Joker. Dangerous and silly at the same time.

These are the words of a fool: I am happy to be a fool, for i won't spend my time gazing at lines difficult to decipher, while my mates are drinking with glee.

Forgive me....I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel.

I grew up in the Bronx where you would stay up late with your girlfriends, just being silly in our bedrooms, whatever. And I was always the clown.

You know, people ask me. They say 'Dan, three years later do you really want to be drawing cat whiskers on your face?' but they don't understand. The cat whiskers, they come from within.

You need to be silly to be funny.

When you meet someone you want to know, be very careful on how you sit on the driving seat to examine that person because you may end up putting yourself on a serious examination. Sometimes people los...

I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customised toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don't bear his...

If a friend starts behaving silly because you bother him so much, don't worry, you're not the first person, he has got a sting in his stomach, an hunger that causes an epidemic hatred.

Why would a comediotic guy like Buzz Aldrin worry about who said what first? He was on the %$#@!+-oon!

Poor, dear, silly Spring, preparing her annual surprise!

I crack jokes and do silly things not so that people laugh on me but because of me.

I've been embarrassing myself since about birth.