How would I know which one I was?
I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.
Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain?
I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
I don't know what 'famous' is, really.
And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
I had a bad experience doing public speaking at school. I had to talk about a pen for five minutes and it was really hard work. I couldn't wait to get off the stage.
A dog has got human eyes.
To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if you haven't got any kids it's just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn't it?
To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.
I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
I drive a car, like an adult. Not brilliantly. I'm not great.
I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of...
Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.