Anyone who thinks money can't buy happiness has never owned a cat [or any pet].
A dog has got human eyes.
Money's scarceTimes are hardHere's your fuckingXmas card
Aragorn: Gentlemen! We do not stop 'til nightfall.Pippin: But what about breakfast?Aragorn: You've already had it.Pippin: We've had one, yes. But what about second breakfast?[Aragorn stares at him, th...
If the apocalypse comes...beep me!
Always buy pornographic books in hardback because they're easier to hold with one hand.
Somebody should have taken him to a stationary store and pointed out the difference between an envelope and a whore.
Racism was not a problem on the Discworld, because—what with trolls and dwarfs and so on—speciesism was more interesting. Black and white lived in perfect harmony and ganged up on green.
Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.
My point is that I am going to figure this out, like I always do. First, we’re going to find a way to get into Artemisia. We’re going to find Cress and rescue Cinder and Wolf. We’re going to overthrow...
In a Pyongyang restaurant, don't ever ask for a doggie bag.
Of the things which nourish the imagination, humour is one of the most needful, and it is dangerous to limit or destroy it.
Humour is just another defence against the universe.
I have no flaws, I'm perfect at being imperfect.
I am an optimist and when I am too sure of something or someone, well, of course it turns out that I am wrong .. at other situations, I imagine the worst and needless to say, I am again wrong
Thought for the day: Twitter...140 character limit...must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers...
The second orgasm has a biblical connotation.
a brief history of artCave paintings. Clay then bronze statues. Then for about 1,400 years, people painted nothing except bold but rudimentary pictures of either the Virgin Mary and Child or the Cruci...
Oh, is that my report, father?' said Mike, with a sort of sickly interest, much as a dog about to be washed might evince in his
So a half-breed goatsnake, a Yith, and a Ghast walk into a bar.