I grab at Smitty and he at me, and, for one horrible, deperately embarrassing second we fly into each others arms like Shaggy and Scooby Don't.
The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
As thou hast said unto thy servant, that thou, which gives life to all, hast given life at once to the creature that thou hast created, and the creature bare it: even so it might now also bear them th...
What will he then do unto his name whereby we are called? ...of these things have I asked.
I never sleep on the plane. I have to be awake and using my mind power to keep it in the air
We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!
a brief history of artCave paintings. Clay then bronze statues. Then for about 1,400 years, people painted nothing except bold but rudimentary pictures of either the Virgin Mary and Child or the Cruci...
This shows you that even mistakes are sometimes valuable, so do not be hard on grown-up people if they are wrong sometimes.
The clown knows that life is cruel. The ancient jester's motley coloured costume turned his usually melancholy expression in to a joke. The clown is used to loss. Loss is his prologue.
I am with the Hot Sexy Banking Corporation. As all the other banks are going bust, they are just getting bustier.
People are all exactly alike. There's no such thing as a race and barely such a thing as an ethnic group. If we were dogs, we'd be the same breed. George Bush and an Australian Aborigine have fewer di...
At the zoo, I stood in front of the primate cage listening to a woman marvel at how presidential the four-hundred-pound gorilla looked sitting astride a shorn oaken limb, keeping a watchful eye over h...
As it 'appens, I am Arthur's right-hand man, said Suzy. Or left-hand girl, I can't remember where I stood last time. Anyhow, me and Arthur is like two fingers of a gauntlet. Or at least the thumb and...
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
Why do we have to humiliate someone to crack a joke??? Do what u would like people to do with u..
A credit card allows you transcend time. For it allows you to put off until tomorrow what you bought today, while you are still paying off what you bought yesterday.
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.
We left dents on each other. Mine was in her heart, and hers was on my car.
Aragorn: Gentlemen! We do not stop 'til nightfall.Pippin: But what about breakfast?Aragorn: You've already had it.Pippin: We've had one, yes. But what about second breakfast?[Aragorn stares at him, th...
Somebody should have taken him to a stationary store and pointed out the difference between an envelope and a whore.
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