Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time!
Don't call me 'gentleman'. I work for a livin'.
US government button specifications run to twenty-two pages. This fact on its own yields a sense of what it is like to design garments for the Army.
Please, comrade! I just want to chop him up for the stew!''And that's another thing! I'm tired of stew! I want to put him in a crust and bake a light fluffy quiche!''QUICHE?! What kind of food is THAT...
And Raphael will be joining us, Andrea said. So you get twice the backup. Nobody will be killing you on our watch.So that was what this was all about. I got a cookie after all. Aww. I had no idea you...
You encourage a comic man too much and he gets silly.
A heart? Peppone knows where one is to be met with. There is always someone in the black market in need of dying early.
We left dents on each other. Mine was in her heart, and hers was on my car.
Just think how many books I could've sold if Harry had been a bit more creative with his wand." -[On the success of 50 Shades of Grey]
What if I got hit by lightning while walking with an umbrella? Ban umbrellas! Fight the menace of lightning!
It was supposed to say Great Artist on my tombstone, but if I died right now it would say such a good teacher/daughter/friend instead; and what I really want to shout, and want in big letters on that...
Idiocy in the modern age isn't an all-encompassing, twenty-four-hour situation for most people. It's a condition that everybody slips into many times a day. Life is just too complicated to be smart al...
It's August, which means Congress is on recess and Mitch McConnell has shimmied back into the ocean to seek a mate.
Aren't all marriages kind of gay? As a man, when you get marries, essentially what you're saying is 'I will never touch another woman as long as I live, now let's put jewellery on each other and dance
There are some things you just don't say...not even in a school!
I am an optimist and when I am too sure of something or someone, well, of course it turns out that I am wrong .. at other situations, I imagine the worst and needless to say, I am again wrong
It may take a village to raise a baby, but hell! it takes an army to produce a book.
We're going up there," she told them. "To the Keep. Your first instinct will be to protect me, I know-""Here it comes," Dyer muttered"But do me a favor and protect each other. Understand, Dyer?""Yes,...
Rhetoric abounds in the cemeteries of reason.
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush