He that jokes confesses.
My humour has always come from anger, but I have to make sure I don't just get angry and jump on a soapbox.
I'm too old to know everything
Love is like chickenpox. It's much worse when it comes late.
As for the tokens whereof thou ask me, I may tell thee of them in part: but as touching thy life, I am not sent to shew thee.
The only way I can describe the extent of my anxiety is to say that I felt as if I were pregnant with a rock.
Clicking on send has its limitations as a system of subtle communication. Which is why, of course, people use so many dashes and italics and capitals (I AM joking!) to compensate. That's why they came...
Oh, is that my report, father?' said Mike, with a sort of sickly interest, much as a dog about to be washed might evince in his
The art of writing involves making as many cups of tea as you can in the time available for writing. Then adding extra time for writing...
Some guys step on a rake in the dark, and get mad and go punch somebody. Others step on a rake in the dark and fall down laughing at themselves. I know which kind of guy I'd rather be. So do my friend...
If you ever need to confirm that a girl is worth coming back from Hell for, show her your monster arm and see what she says.
When you walk into a chocolate store, suddenly the most difficult decision you will ever have to make in your life, is which chocolates to pick! It is pure torture! Especially when you are in Belgium...
I am an optimist and when I am too sure of something or someone, well, of course it turns out that I am wrong .. at other situations, I imagine the worst and needless to say, I am again wrong
Wit is the only wall Between us and the dark.
The greatest futility! says the congregator, "The greatest futility! Everything is futile!" What does a person gain from all his hard work- At which he toils under the sun? A generation goes and anoth...
Do not thou hasten above the most Highest: for thy haste is in vain to be above him, for thou hast much exceeded.
If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten.
A heart? Peppone knows where one is to be met with. There is always someone in the black market in need of dying early.
There's nothing deeper than love. In fairy tales, the princesses kiss the frogs, and the frogs become princes. In real life,the princesses kiss princes, and the princes turn into frogs.
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