The ability to laugh at life is right at the top with love and communication in the hierarchy of our needs. Humour has much to do with pain it exaggerates the anxieties and absurdities we feel so...
Just a few questions for you, Mr. Dunne. Or Kenny. Can I call you Kenny? I feel we've become friends in these past few seconds. Can I call you Kenny?
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten.
Well, Watson, what do you make of it?'Holmes was sitting with his back to me, and I had given him no sign of my occupation.'How did you know what I was doing? I believe you have eyes in the back of yo...
And then this happened. And then this other thing happened. Oh, and I almost forgot to tell you about the time this happened. I should've had this book over for a cup of coffee and a chat.
Do not thou hasten above the most Highest: for thy haste is in vain to be above him, for thou hast much exceeded.
Going down in history is a dead end pursuit
The most powerful women in Sachaka and all you do is waste time gossiping and matchmaking
I have no flaws, I'm perfect at being imperfect.
Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer?"Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.
The only way I can describe the extent of my anxiety is to say that I felt as if I were pregnant with a rock.
Money's scarceTimes are hardHere's your fuckingXmas card
The Sodomy sea shall cast out fish, and make a noise in the night, which many have not known: but they shall all hear the voice thereof.
As for the tokens whereof thou ask me, I may tell thee of them in part: but as touching thy life, I am not sent to shew thee.
News of the death of James V on 14 December gave even further cause for rejoicing, because his heir was a week-old girl, the infant Mary, Queen of Scots. Scotland would be subject to yet another weake...
Clicking on send has its limitations as a system of subtle communication. Which is why, of course, people use so many dashes and italics and capitals (I AM joking!) to compensate. That's why they came...
Chic rarely bothers to leave the Rue De Faubourg Saint-Honore.
Displacement of 'What goes around, comes around' is Zero.
Trying is the first step towards failure
The main causes for divorceare marriages.