All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
All right, so you believe in Santa Claus, and I'll believe in the 'Great Pumpkin.' The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere! (Linus)
I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'.Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Look at Charlie Brown's face. Would you please hold still a minute Charlie Brown? I want Linus to study your face. Now this is what you call a failure face, Linus. Notice how it has failure written al...
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
How do we know where we're going? Follow the moon! Remember, the moon is always over Hollywood, and Needles isn't far from Hollywood.
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
Happiness is a warm puppy.
A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.
She nibbles her pencil... She's human!
I love mankind it's people I can't stand.
What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?
This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel be...
If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.
In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.
Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.