“ You know what? We need a recession in this country, because that would finaly weed out al the subnormal, underdeveloped, stupefied, puerile people in this workforce. Jen Lancaster
“ I've always been able to cook Italian food. That's in my blood because I'm half Sicilian. Jen Lancaster
“ But ever since I made the decision to drop a few pounds-way less easy than it sounds, by the way-I've become obsessed with my size and in so doing I've inadvertently allowed my inner critic to have a… Jen Lancaster
“ When it comes to matters of pro sports, politics or palate, disparate sides claim their party, team and cola to be superior. Jen Lancaster
“ I never sleep on the plane. I have to be awake and using my mind power to keep it in the air Jen Lancaster
“ My friend created an iPhone app that locates Vienna Beef products across the country. Personally, I came hardwired with an internal GPS that instinctively points me toward coffee shops, cupcake stores… Jen Lancaster
“ Despite my best efforts, I'm not quite perfect. Let's just say I'm like one of those Hopi blankets where they leave a tiny flaw so as to not affront the Lord. Jen Lancaster
“ No, it's not a 'corpse thing.' I feel I lack the emotional capacity to deal with those in mourning... Jen Lancaster
“ I love the French and Italian church paintings from the Middle Ages. But I'm also interested to learn more about who was the first to make the leap from religious art to secular. That couldn't have be… Jen Lancaster
“ I just thank God my husband and I found each other before the advent of social media. I can't imagine dating someone and seeing what they're doing on their Facebook page. And people breaking up with e… Jen Lancaster
“ That’s so funny. Personally, I, too, have always found my swagger coach to be more skilled at providing treatment than an accredited medical professional. Nicole, Jen Lancaster
“ I yearn to be a woman of more depth, but I'm not so fond of the path I'd need to follow to get there. Jen Lancaster
