There's a limit beyond which one cannot progress. The differences between the limiting abilities of those on successively higher steps of the pyramid are enormous. I have not seen described anywhere t...
I swiftly discovered that there are few things in DIY (and possibly life) that can't be solved with a large mallet, a bag of ten-centimetre nails and some swearing.
We pass away out of the world as grasshoppers, and our life is astonishment and fear, and we are not worthy to obtain mercy.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Oh! That was poetry! said Pippin. Do you really mean to start before the break of day?
Hating Britain is a fundamental part of being British
Breakfast isn't breakfast without breakfast.
Advertising - A judicious mixture of flattery and threats.
All worthy work is open to interpretations the author did not intend. Art isn't your pet -- it's your kid. It grows up and talks back to you.
The more thou search, the more thou shall marvel; for the world hast fast to pass away-
He didn’t look as if he’d been through a whirlwind exactly but he’d certainly endured a stiff breeze.
Humour can be dissected as a frog can but the thing dies in the process.
He that jokes confesses.
Someone will complete you some day and that day will never be late. Those nouns and verbs are above wonderful and never ending .
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
Were you proposing to shoot these people in cold blood, sergeant?Nossir. Just a warning shot inna head, sir.
The boy knew that escaping school was the surest sign of his election.
She didn’t sound overjoyed. She didn’t sound even slightly joyed.
Humour plays close to the big hot fire which is the truth and the reader feels the heat.
A credit card allows you transcend time. For it allows you to put off until tomorrow what you bought today, while you are still paying what you bought yesterday.