I swiftly discovered that there are few things in DIY (and possibly life) that can't be solved with a large mallet, a bag of ten-centimetre nails and some swearing.
As concerning the things whereof thou asked me, I will tell thee; for the evil is sown, but the destruction thereof is not yet come.
How, and when shall these things come to pass? wherefore are our years few and evil?
My congratulations to you, sir. Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good.
What's it like to be a living legend? A lot fucking better than being a dead one..." Geordie Selwyn, Appetite for Corruption
On the other side of St John’s house is a fake egg timer who can’t maintain an erection. He shares the property with a glossy beef burger called Tom, who has been painted by a seven year old magistrat...
We pass away out of the world as grasshoppers, and our life is astonishment and fear, and we are not worthy to obtain mercy.
No one is more profoundly sad than he who laughs too much.
All worthy work is open to interpretations the author did not intend. Art isn't your pet -- it's your kid. It grows up and talks back to you.
You can pretend to be serious but you can't pretend to be witty.
Were you proposing to shoot these people in cold blood, sergeant?Nossir. Just a warning shot inna head, sir.
My words always get me into troubles. And if not my words, it is my facial expressions.
Oh! That was poetry! said Pippin. Do you really mean to start before the break of day?
The more thou search, the more thou shall marvel; for the world hast fast to pass away-
When I write, it feels like there are two little creatures that sit on each of my shoulders. One whispers, "You can do this. You've got what it takes." The other sounds like my mother-in-law.
Dr. Cox: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Man Not Caring.[points to self]
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
And then he heard Mad-Eye Moody’s voice, echoing in some distant chamber of his empty brain: Harry bent his knees obediently, preparing to spring.Why, though? Another voice had awoken in the back of h...
The land, that thou see now to have root, shall thou see wasted suddenly.
Humour is the only test of gravity and gravity of humour for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
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