I'm going to see if Morris has a spare spine lying around you can borrow if you're scared to speak to that high-heeled, smug-ass bitch, Peabody.
No one is more profoundly sad than he who laughs too much.
We watch television and we play music, but mostly we've found ways to amuse ourselves." "Really?" Valkyrie asked. "Like what?"Plight's smile faded. "Like human sacrifice."He grabbed one arm and Lenka...
Usually after a good puke you feel better right away. We hugged each other and then said good-bye and went off to opposite ends of the hall to lie down in our own rooms. There is nothing like puking w...
I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.
it seems politicians projected the powerful brand called Ambedkar, rather than his ideologies. Like the ad says 'name is enough.
Having a kid is like an industrial revolution of the emotions. Suddenly you can mass produce worry, and guilt.
Maxim 37: There is no "overkill." There is only "open fire" and "reload."-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore.
She didn’t sound overjoyed. She didn’t sound even slightly joyed.
On the other side of St John’s house is a fake egg timer who can’t maintain an erection. He shares the property with a glossy beef burger called Tom, who has been painted by a seven year old magistrat...
Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold...
If you can identify humor in problems then you will have less difficulties in solving them... Most importantly, "you should be able to laugh on yourself".
Well?" said Loki. "What about you, Heimdall? Do you have any suggestions?""I do," said Heimdall. "But you won't like it."Thor banged his fist down upon the table. "It does not matter whether or not we...
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.
Nevertheless now have I asked thee but only of the fire and wind, and of the day where-through thou hast passed, and of things from which thou canst not be separated, and yet canst thou give me no ans...
The land, that thou see now to have root, shall thou see wasted suddenly.
Grover and Nico came back from their walk, and Grover helped me fix up my wounded arm.It's green! Nico said with delight.
And then he heard Mad-Eye Moody’s voice, echoing in some distant chamber of his empty brain: Harry bent his knees obediently, preparing to spring.Why, though? Another voice had awoken in the back of h...
i do not give a sh*t, the toilet miss me now