“ And then this whole deal of new gods, old gods," said his friend. "You ask me, I welcome new gods. Bring the on. The god of guns. The god of bombs. All the gods of ignorance and intolerance, of self-r… Neil Gaiman
“ And remember whatever discipline you're in, whether you're a musician or a photographer, fine artist or a cartoonist, writer, a dancer, a singer, a designer... whatever you do, you have a thing that's… Neil Gaiman
“ You don’t need princes to save you. I don’t have a lot of patience for stories in which women are rescued by men. Neil Gaiman
“ October knew, of course, that the action of turning a page, of ending a chapter or shutting a book, did not end the tale.Having admitted that, he would also avow that happy endings were never difficul… Neil Gaiman
“ We must have bearers, and outriders, and perhaps an elephant — they are so imposing, nothing says ‘Get out of the way’ quite like an elephant in the front . . . Neil Gaiman
“ Loyalty was a great thing, but no lieutenants should be forced to choose between their leader and a circus with elephants. Neil Gaiman
“ Google can bring you back 100,000 answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one. Neil Gaiman
“ What I say is, a town isn’t a town without a bookstore. It may call itself a town, but unless it’s got a bookstore, it knows it’s not foolin’ a soul. Neil Gaiman
“ There was only one guy in the whole Bible Jesus ever personally promised a place with him in Paradise. Not Peter, not Paul, not any of those guys. He was a convicted thief, being executed. So don't kn… Neil Gaiman
“ I know that David Tennant's Hamlet isn't till July. And lots of people are going to be doing Dr Who in Hamlet jokes, so this is just me getting it out of the way early, to avoid the rush..."To be, or… Neil Gaiman
“ You don't get explanations in real life. You just get moments that are absolutely, utterly, inexplicably odd. Neil Gaiman
“ Honestly, if you're given the choice between Armageddon or tea, you don't say 'what kind of tea? Neil Gaiman
“ Nothing you do in the White House matters. You know why not? Because as far as the mass of voting morons is concerned, while you're in office, you'll still be the worst single president they've ever h… Neil Gaiman
“ CHOW^TM contained spun, plaited, and woven protein molecules, capped and coded, carefully designed to be ignored by even the most ravenous digestive tract enzymes; no-cal sweeteners; mineral oils repl… Neil Gaiman
“ Then she looked at the man on the tree and she smiled wryly. They just aren't as interesting naked, she said. It's the unwrapping that's half the fun. Like with gifts, and eggs. Neil Gaiman
“ She really was pretty, for a grown-up, but when you are seven, beauty is an abstraction, not an imperative. Neil Gaiman
“ Do you know why I stopped being Delight, my brother? I do. There are things not in your book. There are paths outside this garden. Neil Gaiman
“ One of the dwarfs walked in front of Thor to get a better view of the prye, and Thor kicked him irritably into the middle of the flames, which made Thor feel slightly better and made all the dwarfs fe… Neil Gaiman
