Top Kid Quotes

There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.

Children imitate their parents, employees their managers.

Kid Definition

(n.) A young goat.

(n.) A young child or infant; hence, a simple person, easily imposed on.

(n.) A kind of leather made of the skin of the young goat, or of the skin of rats, etc.

(n.) Gloves made of kid.

(n.) A small wooden mess tub; -- a name given by sailors to one in which they receive their food.

(v. i.) To bring forth a young goat.

(n.) A fagot; a bundle of heath and furze.

(p. p.) of Kythe.

(v. t.) See Kiddy, v. t.

The father who has selflessly poured himself into the life of his children may leave no other monument than that of his children. But as for a life well lived, no other monument is necessary.

Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly.

Go on, glare your eyes at me, and cry and plead, and talk tome about money and what it can buy. But it can't buy back a child once he's dead!

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

I was put on a pony as a kid at some birthday party when you're all led around.

I'm not a kid anymore. And I'm excited for all the amazing things to come.

Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent.

Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.

I'm like the kid in kindergarten I really do send valentines to everyone.

The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.

7 Up soda pop mixed with bright pink grenadine with a chemical-tasting maraschino cherry stuck to the plastic straw. It was one of those drinks marketed for children, but Mandy could see that she wasn...

There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were turned on only by women with whom they would not mind having children.

Being a bad parent is a sign of not having learned from experience.

Look at you, standing there in your iron- gray dress, feeling piousand self- righteous while you starve small children!

He clenched onto her, the way a 3-year-old kid would clench to his doll whenever someone tried to take it away from him. The doll was getting tore a bit every time the kid held it tighter. In the end,...

I was a very sickly kid. While I was in the hospital at age 7, my Dad brought me a stack of comic books to keep me occupied. I was hooked.

When I see an evil person, I cannot believe that once he was an innocent and sweet baby.

Personally, I was never the cool kid. I was always sort of a bookworm.