And then, all of a sudden, he stopped, and his jaw dropped as though he had remembered something."The score!" he burst out. "Three goes o' rum! Why, shiver my timbers, if I hadn't forgotten my score!"...
It's spider season. Every year, right about now, thousands of the godless eight-legged bastards emerge from the bowels of hell (or the garden, whichever's nearest) with the sole intention of tormentin...
A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.
Go thy way, weigh me the weight of the fire, or measure me the blast of the wind, or call me again the day that is past.
An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.
Fight Apathy! ... or don't.
Thou hast given a right judgment, but why judge thou not thyself also?
She wore a loose bathrobe that covered up a body that would have won first prize in a beauty contest for cement blocks.....She had a voice that made pearl harbour sound like a lullaby.
He was silent. Well! Now she knew how right she had been. He was not in the least in love with her, and very happy she was to know it, All she wanted was a suitable retreat, such as a lumber-room, or...
He who laughs lasts.
This faulty light fitting at the front door with the dangerously flickering bulb looks rather festive. Who says I don't do Christmas?
And yet their reward appear not, and their labor had no fruit: for I have gone here and there through the heathen, and I see that they flow in wealth, and think not upon thy commandments.
Iniquity shall be increased above that which now thou see, or that thou hast heard long ago.
You know why horror-movie characters always get killed? Because they've never seen horror movies. They don't know how it works. Right? But we do. So no one go into the basement alone. No one go scream...
I'm sorry, he muttered. If I... uh, hurt your feelings or something.
Mary bit her lip. She is merely saying hello., Tottie agreed. . Her hand glided over his chest and headed down. cocky
These Hoes Just Gon Fuck Who Ever Poppin , You Better Be Careful, When you fuck em' Raw!
Could thou not make those that have been made, and be now, and that are for to come, at once; that thou might shew thy judgement the sooner?
It smells terrible in here.'Well, what do you expect? The human body, when confined, produces certain odors which we tend to forget in this age of deodorants and other perversions. Actually, I find th...
The love of truth lies at the root of much humour.