This faulty light fitting at the front door with the dangerously flickering bulb looks rather festive. Who says I don't do Christmas?
These Hoes Just Gon Fuck Who Ever Poppin , You Better Be Careful, When you fuck em' Raw!
Mary bit her lip. She is merely saying hello., Tottie agreed. . Her hand glided over his chest and headed down. cocky
Could thou not make those that have been made, and be now, and that are for to come, at once; that thou might shew thy judgement the sooner?
What betrayed me? Was it my heart? Or my Soul?
Any man will admit if need be that his sight is not good or that he cannot swim or shoots badly with a rifle but to touch upon his sense of humour is to give him mortal affront.
Hating Britain is a fundamental part of being British
You know why horror-movie characters always get killed? Because they've never seen horror movies. They don't know how it works. Right? But we do. So no one go into the basement alone. No one go scream...
Humility is the best dress you can wear
To write you dreams of fantasy, is to create fantasy in another's dreams.
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
It smells terrible in here.'Well, what do you expect? The human body, when confined, produces certain odors which we tend to forget in this age of deodorants and other perversions. Actually, I find th...
Step up to red alert."Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb." - Rimmer & Kryten, "Red Dwarf
Everywhere I go, I am asked if I think university stifles writers. My opinion is that it doesn't stifle enough of them.
As concerning the things whereof thou asked me, I will tell thee; for the evil is sown, but the destruction thereof is not yet come.
Salt waters shall be found in the sweet, and all friends shall destroy one another; then shall wit hide itself, and understanding withdraw itself into his secret chamber-
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
A smell of burned hair and cotton wafted into the air as I spun toward my desk. There was a low whine from the desk and then smoke billowed out of my closed laptop.I gaped.My precious, perfectly brand...
If you say it very softly, with a smile, you can get away with saying almost anything, even the truth.
Breakfast isn't breakfast without breakfast.