Everywhere I go, I am asked if I think university stifles writers. My opinion is that it doesn't stifle enough of them.
These Hoes Just Gon Fuck Who Ever Poppin , You Better Be Careful, When you fuck em' Raw!
A smell of burned hair and cotton wafted into the air as I spun toward my desk. There was a low whine from the desk and then smoke billowed out of my closed laptop.I gaped.My precious, perfectly brand...
To write you dreams of fantasy, is to create fantasy in another's dreams.
we live in a world where singles are more sexual active than couples
Fight Apathy! ... or don't.
Could thou not make those that have been made, and be now, and that are for to come, at once; that thou might shew thy judgement the sooner?
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.
I can tell you that if there’s nothing wrong with you except fat it is easy to get thin. You eat and drink the same as always, only half. If you are handed a plate of food, leave half; if you have to...
Every discussion with a girl is an argument, and when you think you are right suddenly you realize that your trapped.
If the most High grant thee to live, thou shall see after the third trumpet that the sun shall suddenly shine again in the night, and the moon thrice in the day:
It were better that we were not at all, than that we should live still in wickedness, and to suffer, and not to know wherefore.
As a youth I enjoyed — indeed, like most of my contemporaries, revered — the agitprop plays of Brecht, and his indictments of Capitalism. It later occurred to me that his plays were copyrighted, and t...
The forgiveness of God flows through me and because I am forgiven, I can forgive.
I'm going to see if Morris has a spare spine lying around you can borrow if you're scared to speak to that high-heeled, smug-ass bitch, Peabody.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore.
Not that my regularly scheduled life was so great, but it beat getting judged unworthy by twelve bearded guys named Erik.
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
If you say it very softly, with a smile, you can get away with saying almost anything, even the truth.
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