I'm the biggest critic of my own work, but sometimes you nail a chapter so good that you have to take a step back and admire that bitch.
Today I plan to smile a lot, only so people who know me will be freaked the fuck out.
To whomever swapped my tattoo cream for toothpaste........ well played.
This faulty light fitting at the front door with the dangerously flickering bulb looks rather festive. Who says I don't do Christmas?
Just been poisoned by my gran. Nothing says Christmas better than familicide and anaphylactic shock.
The best writers tend to look the roughest in photos. At least that's the excuse I use for why I look so bad in mine.
Anyone who says "Trust me" is the last motherfucker you should ever trust.
I saw a meme the other day with a picture of Marilyn Manson and Robin Williams. It said about the former, this isn’t the face of depression, and about the latter, this is. This really struck a chord a...
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