I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.
I'm sorry, I don't understand. Could you tell me more about this 'profanity'?Mrs. Miller nodded at my dictionary. I'll assume you don't need a definition. Perhaps you'd prefer an example?That would be...
I said, 'Don't talk rot, Old Tom Travers.I am not accustomed to talk rot, he said.Then, for a beginner, I said, you do it dashed well.
Two wrongs never add up to a right. But it's okay, I always sucked at maths.
If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell
If they were going to be like that, then I just wished they hadn't actually been German. It was too easy. Too obvious. It was like coming across an Irishman who actually was stupid, a mother-in-law wh...
I'm sorry, he muttered. If I... uh, hurt your feelings or something.
The love of truth lies at the root of much humour.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of the evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through...
Some people respect some people only because some people respect them.
This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.
BLACK IS SO FUCKIN' BEAUTIFUL
If you truly believe you need to pick a mobile phone that "says something" about your personality, don't bother. You don't have a personality. A mental illness, maybe - but not a personality.
It's spider season. Every year, right about now, thousands of the godless eight-legged bastards emerge from the bowels of hell (or the garden, whichever's nearest) with the sole intention of tormentin...
They that be born in the strength of youth are of one fashion, and they that are born in the time of age, when the womb fail, are otherwise.
My dad gave me a present once,' Nico said. 'It was a zombie.' Reyna stared at him. 'What?' 'His name is Jules-Albert. He's French.''A... French zombie?
Those who can, teach; those who can't, criticize.
Why the law of our forefathers are brought to nought, and the written covenants come to none effect-
Tiffany knew what the problem was immediately. She'd seen it before, atbirthday parties. Her brother was suffering from tragic sweetdeprivation. Yes, he was surrounded by sweets. But the moment he too...