Top Humorous Quotes

Tribal Chief 1: The will of the people is what is best. That is what democracy meansTribal Chief 2: But if the people don’t know what they are talking about, how can that be the best?

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Humorous Definition

(a.) Moist; humid; watery.

(a.) Subject to be governed by humor or caprice; irregular; capricious; whimsical.

(a.) Full of humor; jocular; exciting laughter; playful; as, a humorous story or author; a humorous aspect.

I love you like a big fish

If someone lied to you, and you positively know this is true, you may find delight in telling them they are the most honest person you know; continue flattering them, giving them the most wonderful co...

Real life... Witches: Wiccan practitioners. Werewolves: rare strain of rabies. Zombies: Prions/Plague. Vampires: Hemophilia/Porphyria

Albert Camus did not know he was summing up modern photojournalism when he wrote:"Will I kill myself or have a cup of coffee

Graham Chapman, co-author of the "Parrot Sketch", is no more. He has ceased to be. Bereft of life, he rests in peace. He's kicked the bucket, hopped the twig, bit the dust, snuffed it, breathed his la...

Wisdom of the Ages: "Valentine's Day" Because she never forgets, especially if you do.

There exist no new mistakes anywhere. The same mistakes people committed are the same mistakes people are committing and the same mistakes shall people commit

Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.

When I was young, I believed God was a woman because I couldn't come up with any other explanation as to why the universe was so tidy.

The local natives were particularly curious to know why the English required such huge quantities of pepper and there was much scratching of heads until it was finally agreed that English houses were...

Wisdom of the Ages: "Unsuccessful pick-up lines" 'My parole ends today, let's celebrate!

I tried to blow a yellow jacket out and now it's wearing a bow tie in its mouth.

Opinions are like assholes, everybody has their own. I don't mess with yours and you don't mess with mine.

The fifth sense is "common sense"- either you have it or you don't.

Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Wilson or Brady?" The writing is on the ball...

Is there any holy beings like human beings?

Wisdom of the Ages: "Humility" If you don't have it, you're gonna get it.

Sorry," I said. There was little healing power in the word, but maybe the Inspectre wasn't looking to heal. Maybe he didn't want someone to fix it. It had been broken too long for me to think anything...