Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.
Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.
Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.
Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.
A few alligators are naturally of the vicious type and inclined to resent it when you prod them with a stick. You can find out which ones these are by prodding them.
There are 2,500 kinds of sponges, all of them consist largely of holes.
Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.
Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
If a cat does something, we call it instinct if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.
If an animal does something, we call it instinct if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence.
As llamas have never heard of oxygen, they do not miss it.
Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour.
The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.
We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose.
I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country.
