“ Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money? Ogden Nash
“ There are people who are very resourceful At being remorseful And who apparently feel that the best way to make friends Is to do something terrible and then make amends. Ogden Nash
“ The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late. Ogden Nash
“ Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. Ogden Nash
“ A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. Ogden Nash
“ Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. Ogden Nash
“ The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late. Ogden Nash
“ Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money? Ogden Nash
“ Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. Ogden Nash
