“ One of my pet peeves was when an adult imagined they had to encapsulate Life for you, hand you Life in a jar, in an eyedropper, in a penguin paperweight full of snow-A Collector's Dream. Marisha Pessl
“ Don't be so damned patronizing. Your performance so far has been a little less than dazzling.I didn't mean no harm, I said and kissed her. That a new dress?Ah! Changing the subject, you coward. Dashiell Hammett
“ Those who are most sensitive about "politically incorrect" terminology are not the average black ghetto-dweller, Asian immigrant, abused woman or disabled person, but a minority of activists, many of… Theodore J. Kaczynski
“ …have you always been a jackass or is that something you’ve just recently acquired at the ‘I Want to be a Junior Jackass’ store? -Weasel to Army Lieutenant Ray Palla