Once there was an elephant,Who tried to use the telephant-No! no! I mean an elephoneHe tried to use the telephone-(Dear me! I am not certain quiteThat even now I've got it right.)Howe'er it was, he go...
I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts.
(a.) Mirthful; noisy; merry.
I was like, 'Dude, make me look bad. Please. I want to look ugly. I want to wear orange pants.
Just a few questions for you, Mr. Dunne. Or Kenny. Can I call you Kenny? I feel we've become friends in these past few seconds. Can I call you Kenny?
I would like to point out, though, Lady Georgiana, he continued, that you have decided to stay in a household with five single gentlemen, three of them adults.Four, Andrew broke in, coloring. I'm seve...
The priest DID have it coming, though, Lelldorin declared hotly.What priest?The priest of Chaldan at that little chapel who wouldn't marry us because Arianna couldn't give him a document proving she h...
Well--to put it briefly--Arianna and I had become--well--friends.I see.Nothing improper, you understand, Lelldorin said quickly. But our friendship was such that--well--we didn't want to be separated....
You’re all right, Blue Eyes. She lifted her head to look into them. You’re all right, down the line. You ever want a free bang, you got one coming.It would, no doubt be a memorable bang. But my wife i...
Short answer 'No,' Long answer 'Yes,' with a 'But
How could I not fall in love with him," she asked. And on the tail end of her words, her bedroom door flew open and closed just as fast.Jen bent over, panting heavily as she looked up at Sally."Hey Sa...
How did I know? Paul, I've known since you were eight and I caught you masturbating in front of the TV to Bo and Luke Duke.
Honestly, my dating life according to the tabloids is very exciting, and the most hilarious thing is that it's nowhere near as exciting as the tabloids have ever made it out to be.
Dont shave,I like it..It helps with one of my new fantasies.Yeah ?Zack shifted a little to the center on top of him for maximum pleasure.What new fantasy is that ?Lucy grinned,the sleepiness in her sm...
NOTHING HAS EVER LOOKED LIKE THAT EVER IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY, he said. His enthusiasm was adorable. I couldn’t resist leaning over to kiss him on the cheek.Just so you know, I’m right here, Mom said...
Roz to Amelia (the house ghost): How considerate of you, after trying to kill me, to see that I don't catch a cold.
Sei: The Kudzu snacks were so good I had two and a half bowls but seeing you eat 16 and a half bowls was disgusting. I sriously considered killing you.Okita: You're horrible! Besides then I'd bleed Ku...
You & I Both Know That You're NOT the New Orleans PD's Favorite Son! - Sam Deeds
tiny doesn't just sing these words - he belts them. it's like a parade coing out of his mouth. i have no doubt the words travel over lake michigan to most of canada and on to the north pole. the farme...
Forget I ever referred to my mother and screwing in the same sentence. That's just .... wrong. On so many levels.
How much of my fever-induced dream was real? I felt safe assuming that my time as a bee was fiction, as well as a few mythological animals that I swear I'd seen. Then I'd lived on the sun with aliens.
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