“ We broke up in eighth grade when Tara-Mae Forrester offered to let me touch her boobs. And I did. Emma Chase
“ Forget I ever referred to my mother and screwing in the same sentence. That's just .... wrong. On so many levels. Emma Chase
“ Baby, if you let me take you out of here, I’ll give the word pleasure a whole new meaning." - Drew Evans Emma Chase
“ Why do women always do this? Why are they so eager to blame themselves when someone treats them like sh*t? A guy would take a cheese grater to his tongue before admitting he screwed up. Emma Chase
“ Oooh...Aunt Chelsea called Jake the D-word!"Rory's voice carries into the kitchen. "Dipshit?""No.""Dumbass?""No.""Douchebag?""What's a douchebag?""Rory!" Chelsea and I yell at exactly the same time. Emma Chase
“ And another thing - don't get too comfortable. Take chances. Don't be afraid to lay it on the line. Even if you're happy. Even if you think life is freaking perfect. Emma Chase
“ These are her accomplishments. Challenges she's lived through. Shithead was just along for the ride. In the background. Like wallpaper. You can change the color of the walls anytime, and it might look… Emma Chase
“ Actions win wars. Actions heal wounds. Not words. Words are cheap. Mine, particularly. -Drew Evans. Emma Chase
“ Vaginas beat penises every time. They're like kryptonite.Penises are defenseless against them. Emma Chase
“ ...this is how politics is played. With fakery and false smiles and butcher knives to the back. Emma Chase
“ You would think having your arse constantly kissed would be enjoyable, even just a little. But when it’s a nest of snakes trying to latch on—offering a rim job with their flicking, forked tongues—it’s… Emma Chase
“ I can't make out what they're saying; it sounds like: hiss, blah, she hiss, squeak. But the aunt appears to speak the native language. Emma Chase
“ You have the maturity of a 14-year-old boy!“ Kennedy hisses."And you have the chest of one. Emma Chase
“ I’m well aware that this—that I—am the first man to ever do this to her. And yes, as a guy, thatfact makes it even better.You know who Neil Armstrong is, don’t you?Now tell me who the second guy was.… Emma Chase
“ Life changes us, with its twists and turns, in ways we don't always see coming. It changes what we want, what we dream, lays blessings in our hands better than anything we could've imagined. Emma Chase
