Oh- and grab the plastic bag over by my suitcase.I slug down the last of the coffee and get up. The bag contains panty hose. I put them on her desk.They're for you.You want me to look homeless, desper...
No more tubs for me. I jumped off the bed and pulled on a pair of Pack sweats. They make me lose all sense.Curran sprawled on the bed with a big self-satisfied smile. Want to know a secret?Sure.It's n...
(a.) Mirthful; noisy; merry.
I am also very proud to be a liberal. Why is that so terrible these days? The liberals were liberatorsthey fought slavery, fought for women to have the right to vote, fought against Hitler, Stalin, fo...
What are you doing sister? / Killing swine.
Her gaze flickered to the balcony doors and back, her brows knitted in confusion. My balcony doesn’t connect to yours.I jumped. He grinned at the flash of concern he saw in her eyes. At dinner, your g...
How did I know? Paul, I've known since you were eight and I caught you masturbating in front of the TV to Bo and Luke Duke.
Now that he knew there was the possibility of gay porn in his future he was a happy hamster.
Roz to Amelia (the house ghost): How considerate of you, after trying to kill me, to see that I don't catch a cold.
NOTHING HAS EVER LOOKED LIKE THAT EVER IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY, he said. His enthusiasm was adorable. I couldn’t resist leaning over to kiss him on the cheek.Just so you know, I’m right here, Mom said...
John shrugged. It always seemed silly to me to desire a woman who cannot converse any better than a sheep.Belle leaned forward, her eyes glittering mischievously. Really? I would have thought you'd pr...
Do you have nicknames for any of your other brothers?The youngster squinted his dark gray eyes in concentration. Well, Tristan is Dare, and sometimes he's Tris; and Bradshaw is Shaw; and sometimes we...
How much of my fever-induced dream was real? I felt safe assuming that my time as a bee was fiction, as well as a few mythological animals that I swear I'd seen. Then I'd lived on the sun with aliens.
You & I Both Know That You're NOT the New Orleans PD's Favorite Son! - Sam Deeds
Just remember: when your nerd talks to someone about "man tar", it has nothing to do with the stickiness on your sheets.
You can win arguments only when you ask questions. Now I know why wives win all the arguments
He closed his eyes. The insides of his eyelids were a brownish black, not at all the same as the thick purple of the night. Darkness had so many colors. It was strange, that, and perhaps a little disq...
From the Diary of the Duchess of RoxburgheI vow, I cannot seem to walk past a window without seeing my great-nephew carrying Miss Balfour somewhere. All great romantic poems have such scenes where the...
And so the merry party began. It was one of those jolly, happy, bread-crumbling parties where you cough twice before you speak, and then decide not to say it after all.
Above him loomed a grotesque fat man [...] His bedrobe was large enough to serve as a tourney pavilion, but its loosely knotted belt had come undone, exposing a huge white belly and a pair of heavy br...