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He was not looking forward to breaking the law. He was straight now. He'd matured. Crime no longer excited him.What?' Ronald said.I didn't say anything.'You're breathing heavy.

Jennifer Crusie

He was not looking forward to breaking the law. He was straight now. He'd matured. Crime no longer excited him.What?' Ronald said.I didn't say anything.'You're breathing heavy.

Tags: faking it, humor

Breasts are very important for women. Their clothes just don't hang right without them.

Jennifer Crusie

Breasts are very important for women. Their clothes just don't hang right without them.

Tags: clothing, women

About Author
Jennifer Crusie (born 1949) is a pseudonym for Jennifer Smith, an author of contemporary romance novels. She has written more than twenty novels, which have been published in 20 countries.

Gabe turned his head to look up at her. The moon came through the skylight and backlit Chloe's short blonde curls, making her look angelically lovely. Too bad she was insane.

Jennifer Crusie

Gabe turned his head to look up at her. The moon came through the skylight and backlit Chloe's short blonde curls, making her look angelically lovely. Too bad she was insane.

When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work.

Jennifer Crusie

When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work.

Tags: funny, goodnight, gwen

He leaned on the bar. I'm Tony. And you owe me. Okay, here we go, Liza thought, and leaned on the bar, too, mirroring him. I owe you? Yes. He grinned at her. Because of chaos theory. Liza shook her he...

Jennifer Crusie

He leaned on the bar. I'm Tony. And you owe me. Okay, here we go, Liza thought, and leaned on the bar, too, mirroring him. I owe you? Yes. He grinned at her. Because of chaos theory. Liza shook her he...

Tags: first meetings, pick up lines

What happened to the good old days when rich white men just bought their way into office?

Jennifer Crusie

What happened to the good old days when rich white men just bought their way into office?

Tags: office, political office, politics, wealth

North is a powerful man, and you're still connected to him. Flo frowned. Probably sexual memory, those Capricorns are insatiable. Well, you know. Sea Goat. And of course, you're a Fish. You'll end up...

Jennifer Crusie

North is a powerful man, and you're still connected to him. Flo frowned. Probably sexual memory, those Capricorns are insatiable. Well, you know. Sea Goat. And of course, you're a Fish. You'll end up...

Tags: mothers and daughters, relationships, sex

If she'd just kept her mouth shut, she would have been perfect, but no...

Jennifer Crusie

If she'd just kept her mouth shut, she would have been perfect, but no...

Tags: perfect, quiet, shut up, silence, woman

It's just that you don't respect me enough to respect what I want. I have to want what you want or it doesn't count or its's no good. Well, I don't want what you want. And I don't see why I have to. I...

Jennifer Crusie

It's just that you don't respect me enough to respect what I want. I have to want what you want or it doesn't count or its's no good. Well, I don't want what you want. And I don't see why I have to. I...

You're planning on being disappointed, you'd be disappointed if you weren't disappointed, your whole world view depends on men disappointing you. Well, that's just cowardly.

Jennifer Crusie

You're planning on being disappointed, you'd be disappointed if you weren't disappointed, your whole world view depends on men disappointing you. Well, that's just cowardly.

She had to be the calmest woman in the world. Either that or she trusted him completely. That was depressing somehow. He went to take a cold shower.

Jennifer Crusie

She had to be the calmest woman in the world. Either that or she trusted him completely. That was depressing somehow. He went to take a cold shower.

Four fabulous days and three glorious nights. More than that, Victoria thought. Fabulous days and glorious nights for the rest of my life.

Jennifer Crusie

Four fabulous days and three glorious nights. More than that, Victoria thought. Fabulous days and glorious nights for the rest of my life.

Emilio appeared with wine before Cal could say anything, and Min beamed at him, grateful for the rescue. Emilio, my darling. I forgot to mention cake boxes. Two hundred cake boxes.Already on it, Emili...

Jennifer Crusie

Emilio appeared with wine before Cal could say anything, and Min beamed at him, grateful for the rescue. Emilio, my darling. I forgot to mention cake boxes. Two hundred cake boxes.Already on it, Emili...

Tags: humor, jennifer crusie

On the very outside chance that we might play again, you should know that pool is the closest thing I have to a religion. Don't ever throw a game with me again.

Jennifer Crusie

On the very outside chance that we might play again, you should know that pool is the closest thing I have to a religion. Don't ever throw a game with me again.

Stephen Sondheim said : If you know where you're going, you've gone. Move on.

Jennifer Crusie

Stephen Sondheim said : If you know where you're going, you've gone. Move on.

Values aren't buses, she said shortly. They're not supposed to get you anywhere. They're supposed to define who you are. And I'd rather be touchy-feely than morally bankrupt.

Jennifer Crusie

Values aren't buses, she said shortly. They're not supposed to get you anywhere. They're supposed to define who you are. And I'd rather be touchy-feely than morally bankrupt.

Tags: morality, morals, sinning, sins, values

Everybody's crooked. The trick is to find out how they're bent.

Jennifer Crusie

Everybody's crooked. The trick is to find out how they're bent.

The thing about women is that they got liberated too fast. They never learned to be straightforward about life because they had to sneak around for about a thousand years tricking men into doing thing...

Jennifer Crusie

The thing about women is that they got liberated too fast. They never learned to be straightforward about life because they had to sneak around for about a thousand years tricking men into doing thing...

Tags: complaints, liberation, sneaky, tricks, women, women s lib, women s liberation, women s rights

Values aren't buses... They're not supposed to get you anywhere. They're supposed to define who you are.

Jennifer Crusie

Values aren't buses... They're not supposed to get you anywhere. They're supposed to define who you are.

Tags: values

Trying to seduce Alec at all was a waste of time; he came preseduced anyway. Like a microwave entrée. You pressed his buttons, and he got hot.

Jennifer Crusie

Trying to seduce Alec at all was a waste of time; he came preseduced anyway. Like a microwave entrée. You pressed his buttons, and he got hot.