“ He was not looking forward to breaking the law. He was straight now. He'd matured. Crime no longer excited him.What?' Ronald said.I didn't say anything.'You're breathing heavy. Jennifer Crusie
“ When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work. Jennifer Crusie
“ The thing about women is that they got liberated too fast. They never learned to be straightforward about life because they had to sneak around for about a thousand years tricking men into doing thing… Jennifer Crusie
“ Why are you offering me ten thousand dollars a month for babysitting? You didn’t pay the nannies that. It’s ridiculous. For ten thousand a month, you should not only get child care, you should get you… Jennifer Crusie
“ What happened to the good old days when rich white men just bought their way into office? Jennifer Crusie
“ The first rule in life is 'everybody lies.' Remember that and you'll get a lot further. Jennifer Crusie
“ He leaned on the bar. I'm Tony. And you owe me. Okay, here we go, Liza thought, and leaned on the bar, too, mirroring him. I owe you? Yes. He grinned at her. Because of chaos theory. Liza shook her he… Jennifer Crusie
“ Breasts are very important for women. Their clothes just don't hang right without them. Jennifer Crusie
“ Values aren't buses, she said shortly. They're not supposed to get you anywhere. They're supposed to define who you are. And I'd rather be touchy-feely than morally bankrupt. Jennifer Crusie
“ People should be more careful about what they read to their kids, Park said. Some of this stuff sounds dangerous. Jennifer Crusie
“ Mitch's take on humanity had deteriorated to the point where he assumed someone was lying if her lips were moving. Jennifer Crusie
“ It's not a problem. There are people out there with much worse problems than mine.-CynthiaDoesn't make yours any more fun to bear.-LizaNo. But it does help with the self-pity.- Cynthia Jennifer Crusie
“ He looked like every glossy frat boy in every nerd movie ever made, like every popular town boy who’d ever looked right through her in high school, like every rotten rich kid who’d ever belonged where… Jennifer Crusie
“ You know, I'm not even sure how we ended up living together.I am, Jake said, turning back to the lake. Sex. It's a powerful force, my boy, and women use it.Is that why you gave them up? Will asked, sy… Jennifer Crusie
“ You're not by any chance my stepmother are you? Min said to her mother's reflection. Because that would explain so much. Jennifer Crusie
“ That’s not a father. That’s a sperm donor. Forget him. He’s a mess. Concentrate on me. I’m terrific. -(Linc Blaise) Jennifer Crusie
