June cackled with delight, muttering, Whoops! as a car almost killed them.
There once was a man from Des MoinesWhose wife was always annoyedHe stepped in the kitchenShe started her bitchin'Now that fucking cunt is dead.
(a.) Mirthful; noisy; merry.
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!
Rod Cockshutt, Professor Emeritus at N.C. State University called my book, Evidence of Insanity, "an extraordinary achievement" and told me to not change the last 10-15 pages no matter what.
Terrorism is just a whole other level of anger management issues.
-I am alergic to these flowers.-I know.
Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!
Merlin seeks assistance from Pigwiggen, the only one of Arthur's knights who is also a fairy, and they unite their enchantments to move the British Court to Turkestan. Lively end to Act One.
Roses are wilting, Violets are dead,The sugar bowl is empty,and so is your head.
But what really won me over was his butt. What finally made it impossible for me not to like the man was how right out there on the Adventist basepaths, right in front of eighty or ninety of the kind...
Once there was an elephant,Who tried to use the telephant-No! no! I mean an elephoneHe tried to use the telephone-(Dear me! I am not certain quiteThat even now I've got it right.)Howe'er it was, he go...
We watch television and we play music, but mostly we've found ways to amuse ourselves." "Really?" Valkyrie asked. "Like what?"Plight's smile faded. "Like human sacrifice."He grabbed one arm and Lenka...
Anyway, Arianna and I left the castle very late one evening. I knew the knight on guard at the drawbridge so I hit hit him over the head because I didn't want to hurt him.Garion blinked."I knew he'd b...
Hmmm... that's interesting.""What?""There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun.
If you've ever been there, you've never forgotten. The feeling is as haunting and familiar as the smell of a junior high school locker room.
The priest DID have it coming, though, Lelldorin declared hotly.What priest?The priest of Chaldan at that little chapel who wouldn't marry us because Arianna couldn't give him a document proving she h...
Well--to put it briefly--Arianna and I had become--well--friends.I see.Nothing improper, you understand, Lelldorin said quickly. But our friendship was such that--well--we didn't want to be separated....
You’re all right, Blue Eyes. She lifted her head to look into them. You’re all right, down the line. You ever want a free bang, you got one coming.It would, no doubt be a memorable bang. But my wife i...
Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.
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