Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson"Oh, that's just a suggestion.
Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.
(a.) Mirthful; noisy; merry.
Would you be shedding tears for McNab’s dead body if he’d been screwing around on you?Peabody pursed her lips. Well, since I’d’ve been the one who killed him, I’d probably be shedding tears for me bec...
-I am alergic to these flowers.-I know.
Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!
But what really won me over was his butt. What finally made it impossible for me not to like the man was how right out there on the Adventist basepaths, right in front of eighty or ninety of the kind...
Merlin seeks assistance from Pigwiggen, the only one of Arthur's knights who is also a fairy, and they unite their enchantments to move the British Court to Turkestan. Lively end to Act One.
We watch television and we play music, but mostly we've found ways to amuse ourselves." "Really?" Valkyrie asked. "Like what?"Plight's smile faded. "Like human sacrifice."He grabbed one arm and Lenka...
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
June cackled with delight, muttering, Whoops! as a car almost killed them.
If you've ever been there, you've never forgotten. The feeling is as haunting and familiar as the smell of a junior high school locker room.
Roses are wilting, Violets are dead,The sugar bowl is empty,and so is your head.
Anyway, Arianna and I left the castle very late one evening. I knew the knight on guard at the drawbridge so I hit hit him over the head because I didn't want to hurt him.Garion blinked."I knew he'd b...
Q: When did you realize you wanted to be a w
Oh- and grab the plastic bag over by my suitcase.I slug down the last of the coffee and get up. The bag contains panty hose. I put them on her desk.They're for you.You want me to look homeless, desper...
Now that he knew there was the possibility of gay porn in his future he was a happy hamster.
Mr. Benedict: "After I woke up and composed myself, however, I realized the flowers must certainly be yours, Constance, to do with as you please. At any rate -- " Mr.Benedict broke off, for just then...
Hmmm... that's interesting.""What?""There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun.
Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!
Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby.
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