Top Gross Quotes

Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.

If it doesn't sweat, jiggle, or pant, it's not alive.

Gross Definition

(superl.) Great; large; bulky; fat; of huge size; excessively large.

(superl.) Coarse; rough; not fine or delicate.

(superl.) Not easily aroused or excited; not sensitive in perception or feeling; dull; witless.

(superl.) Expressing, Or originating in, animal or sensual appetites; hence, coarse, vulgar, low, obscene, or impure.

(superl.) Thick; dense; not attenuated; as, a gross medium.

(superl.) Great; palpable; serious; vagrant; shameful; as, a gross mistake; gross injustice; gross negligence.

(superl.) Whole; entire; total; without deduction; as, the gross sum, or gross amount, the gross weight; -- opposed to net.

(a.) The main body; the chief part, bulk, or mass.

(sing. & pl.) The number of twelve dozen; twelve times twelve; as, a gross of bottles; ten gross of pens.

I wish I could run away, Rudger told Jersey as they both rushed in and out of various patients’ rooms, darting around like little ants. I can’t leave and be on my own though, not right now, anyway.Why...

Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.

… MOM! Martha finally screamed. Mom, you’ve got to see these!Is it about Hermione? She exclaimed, rushing into the middle of the room. Her mouth dropped open in horror when she noticed Hermione’s wall...

Do we have a hand mirror?' I asked from the kitchen doorway.'Never use one,' said Lester, examining the date on a carton of sour cream.'Naturally, you're a male. What you see is what you've got,' I sa...

She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then.

I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss.

I remember the stink of corruption. It had a kind of sweetness to it, a sweetness that'd make you want to hurl.

Perhaps the ghastliest disease endemic to mosquitia is Mucocutaneous Leishmaniasis, sometimes called white leprosy, caused by the bite of an infected sand fly. The Leishmania parasite migrates to the...

Newly Found Sugary Spill: Tastes Like Dried Spit or Old Soda

If you think that's gross... check out what I found on FACT Verse called "11 Disgusting Foods That People Actually Eat"... WOw!

An acre of poppies and a forest of spruce boggle no one’s mind. Even ten square miles of wheat gladdens the hearts of most . . . No, in the plant world, and especially among the flowering plants, fecu...

There you go. Perfect. And can you still throw up at will like you could in sixth grade? That would be good.