Chris Ware Quote

Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.

If it doesn't sweat, jiggle, or pant, it's not alive.

Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.

I wish I could run away, Rudger told Jersey as they both rushed in and out of various patients’ rooms, darting around like little ants. I can’t leave and be on my own though, not right now, anyway.Why...

Do we have a hand mirror?' I asked from the kitchen doorway.'Never use one,' said Lester, examining the date on a carton of sour cream.'Naturally, you're a male. What you see is what you've got,' I sa...

… MOM! Martha finally screamed. Mom, you’ve got to see these!Is it about Hermione? She exclaimed, rushing into the middle of the room. Her mouth dropped open in horror when she noticed Hermione’s wall...

I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss.

She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then.

If you think that's gross... check out what I found on FACT Verse called "11 Disgusting Foods That People Actually Eat"... WOw!

I remember the stink of corruption. It had a kind of sweetness to it, a sweetness that'd make you want to hurl.